Been wondering where the this issue of SSO has been? Well dear readers, the executive board has been in fierce negotiations with wealthy foreign investors. I'm sure I don't need to explain that this took up incredible amounts of time as we snookered these fools into taking us to sushi dinners and teaching them how to imbibe in large amounts of American microbrews, all on their tab. In the end, the hard work has paid off. Looks like we are cashing in, selling out and kicking back to enjoy a life of sweet singletrack and beer drinking. The ship has come in and we're climbing aboard with a tall cold one in hand. Obviously someone with a keen financial sense got wind of this operation and decided it was wise to snatch up the whole enterprise.
Don't believe it? Read below. Not to fret though loyal supporters, the entire staff will be staying on board to run the operation and bring you the content you know and love while doing our best to cause havic with the corporate overlords and figure creative ways to run up large liquor bills and still expense them. After all, even though we are completely taking them for every last cent we can tweak out of the deal, the outlaws need to stick it to the man who will now be ready to fire them at the drop of a hat or a point on the NYSE [ticker symbol: SSO].
The Staph [sic]
Subject: We want to finance/buy your business..pres. please
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